This Actually Happened · Track 16 · middle
Ching Shih
She was working in a floating brothel in Canton when he found her, Zheng Yi, a pirate commander, who married her in eighteen-oh-one, and she agreed on terms — an equal share of the plunder.
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[Intro] (a harbour, a gong, a great many ships) The South China Sea, eighteen-oh-something. The largest pirate fleet in history. [Verse 1] She was working in a floating brothel in Canton when he found her, Zheng Yi, a pirate commander, who married her in eighteen-oh-one, and she agreed on terms — an equal share of the plunder and equal say in the running of the fleet, in writing, up front, which is a remarkable negotiating position for a woman in that place, in that year, and she got it. [Chorus] And when he died she did not inherit the fleet — she TOOK it, locked up the succession, secured the captains, and ran it: eighteen hundred ships. Eighty thousand men. More than most navies. More than the Chinese navy could beat. Ching Shih. The largest pirate fleet that has ever existed, commanded by a woman, and nobody sensible argued. [Verse 2] And she ran it on a written code, which is the part I love — actual articles, enforced: all plunder registered before division, twenty per cent to the taker, the rest to the collective fund, and — this is the clause that gets quoted — the rape of a female captive was punishable by death. Consensual relations required marriage and fidelity thereafter, also on pain of death. It was a legal system. [Chorus] [Bridge] The Chinese navy could not beat her. The Portuguese could not. The British could not. So in eighteen-ten they offered amnesty, and she walked into the negotiation herself, unarmed, with the women, and got: a pardon for nearly all her men, the right to keep the plunder, and a title for her second husband, and she retired at thirty-five and ran a gambling house in Canton until she died in bed at sixty-eight. [Chorus] [Outro] (the harbour again) She kept the money. That's the ending. She kept all of the money.